40 must-share laugh-out-loud photos of animals crashing a photo… Don’t miss the quotes below. Enjoy!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
A zooology teacher asks the class ‘What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?’ The class answers: a lioness.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other ‘Do we take a dog or do we walk home?’
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? “Man Overboard!”
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
What’s the difference between a cat and a flea? Cats can have fleas, but fleas can’t have cats.
How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.
What’s happening with your phone, every time I call you it says ‘The subscriber you’re calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.’
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans…
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