Funniest Parents Lies – I Believed Them Too as a Child

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These Parents Lies Are Hilarious

Parents teaches their kid not to lie and lying is a great sin etc. But they lies to their kids. But there are differences. They lies to their kid to stop them from some harmful work. They work with the kid’s fear. These are useful lies and it actually help that child to grow up a character avoiding the work he shouldn’t do. When that kid grows up, he understands that lie and he also understand why it was told. Then he/she tells the same lie to their kids and the legacy continues. It depends on the parents, how the lies can be presented as a truth to their child and expression of telling that story is everything in it. Everyone faced it in childhood and laughed it off as a grown up. Just take a look at the hilarious Parents Lies we have collected for you and let us know about your experiences about it.

 

Way to stop the talkative child

Way to stop the talkative child Parent Lies

People get 10,000 words per month. If you reach the limit, you can’t physically speak until the new month begins. Anytime I was especially talkative, Dad would say, “Careful now, I have to think you are up over 9,000 by now.” That would shut me right up.

 

Talking Dog

Talking Dog Parent Lies

My mom told me the dog will tell her if I’m bad. I tried to get the dog to talk to me for too long…

 

Street Crossing

Street Crossing Parent Lies

My dad told me that oil spots on the street were little kids that got run over because they didn’t hold anyone’s hand while crossing the street

 

Stop eating scallops

Stop eating scallops Parent Lies

My mom’s friend got tired of her kids eating her scallops when they went to restaurants, so she told them that scallops are dolphin balls.

 

Regular and chocolate milk

Regular and chocolate milk Parent Lies

My grandmother told my mother that the left boob is for regular milk and the right is for chocolate milk, my mom believed this until she was in high school and took sex ed.

 

Penguin lie behind fridges

Penguin lie behind fridges Parent Lies

My mom told my brother and I that a penguin lived behind the fridge, and if we left the door open too long we’d steal his cold and he’d get mad and come out and bite us.

 

Ice Cream Truck

Ice Cream Truck Parent Lies

If the ice cream truck is playing music, it means they have run out of ice cream.

 

Hurricanes

Hurricanes Parent Lies

My mom said they only named hurricanes after girls otherwise they would be himicanes.

 

Giants burried in that hills

Giants burried in that hills Parent Lies

That hills are where giants are buried. Thanks mom, that didn’t terrify me as a child.

 

Effect of Swallowing Chewing Gum

Effect of Swallowing Chewing Gum Parent Lies

My dad told me that if I swallow chewing gum my poops would bounce up and down in the toilet. I cried when I swallowed some gum.

 

Don’t Lie

Don't Lie Parent Lies

“When you lie, your ears turn red.”
I covered my ears every time I lied.

 

Blind Drivers

Blind Drivers Parent Lies

The rumble strips on the highway are for the blind drivers. Took me seven years to realize.

 

Black water cola

Black water cola Parent Lies

Oh no this isn’t Cola, it’s black water you wouldn’t like it.

 

Bear Eggs

Bear Eggs Parent Lies

Coconuts are bear eggs.

 

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