Funny Wedding Quotes

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Funny Wedding Quotes – For the Best Wedding Toast

Funny wedding quotes can help you get the best ever wedding toast. Whether you’re the bride or groom, the best man or best girl, standing up and delivering the wedding speech is a challenge. So why not lighten up a little? Using words of wisdom by others is always a good idea. And if they were funny, it’s even better. Congratulations!


1. The Secret of a Happy Marriage

Henry Youngman reveals the one true secret for a happy marriage. You can safely use these wise words in any wedding toast. Smiles are guaranteed, laughing out loud is probable if enough drinks went around.

Funny Wedding Quotes - Secret of Happy Marriage


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henry Youngman


2. Falling in Love and Gravitation

Isn’t Albert Einstein the last person you would expect in a wedding quotes list? Well, his words about gravitation and love are like magic in a good wedding speech.

Funny Wedding Quotes - Gravitation Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
– Albert Einstein

3. Jerry Seinfeld as a Best Man

We can definitely trust Jerry Seinfeld for a good laugh, right? When it comes to a wedding toast, especially by a best man, this quote is simply perfect.

Funny Wedding Quotes - Best Man Jerry Seinfeld

I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
– Jerry Seinfeld


More Wedding Quotes

If you like these funny wedding quotes and you need some serious words about love, marriage and a ring, check out some more wedding quotes.


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